Babayaga capybara

orcabutch:

Regular couple

(via marvellouspinecone)

voussi-deactivated20220609:

hey, whenever youre feeling insercure, remeber mosquitoes always think you look like a snack

“Humans are the snack that slaps you back” - mosquitoes

writing-prompt-s:

You receive notice from your Chief Information Security Officer that your online cryptocurrency vault was hacked. Over 7 million dollars worth of NFTs and Bitcoin were stolen. You calmly exit your board meeting. Even after 2000 years humans haven’t learned not to mess with your hoard.

Already a book, next

gorgoroth-deactivated20220130:

They should invent lesbianism for men

Dindt they already do that in the lorax movie?

Trix are kids but the rabbit is for mommy ;)

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Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from an even bigger ass

Could everyone please reblog my one only? I wanna have the hugest ass

(via ndiecity)

normal-horoscopes:

Bitches be like “its Frankenstein’s monster, not Frankenstein” like nah I said what I said that doctor is the fucking monster and therefor the monsters name is just Frankenstein!

normal-horoscopes:

YALL KEEP DRAWING NONHUMAN THINGS AS WHITE TWINKS AND NEVER AS KINDLY GRANDPAS. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED.

Just do both <3

toastpotent:

thesecretuncle:

toastpotent:

i had a dream where my dad became a HUGE adventure time fan????

3/10

Whyd you delete the part about your mom not liking it? COWARD!

chilewithcarnage:

mossboy24:

unclefather:

everything else aside, im genuinely interested why you think dean winchester, main character of television series supernatural would draw alvin and the chipmunk porn

Throughout supernatural it’s mentioned several times that Dean Winchester enjoys Hentai and he also doesn’t give a shit about school. Also Dean likes Cas and he is basically a squirrel which is basically a chipmunk? Rewatch or just watch the show <3